Darrie T-Shirt
Darrie The Dart Punching Dart Fish
Somewhere in the near future is a hero we need, Darrie. Darrie is a victim of the warming seas and bleaching coral. However Darrie believes that all that is just a bunch of colourful propaganda, created by the inner coral reef, hipster media. Ironically due to the warming and bleaching, Darrie has a job. A unsung hero, the silent guardian whose job it is to do the dirty work the hipsters can’t, to punch the starfish straight in the face and gas them off the reef. Unoffended by the savage nature of his work due to his brutal childhood, deep down inside Darrie knows he is doing the right thing for the planet. That said he hates unions, so he is paid solely in darts. A colourful creature that is slowly restoring the colour to the reef.
Model is wearing a XL in lemon. Printed when ordered. Printed locally in Brisbane, Australia on a AS Colour Shirt.
*Please follow care instructions* so that your new print last for a long time. Cold delicate wash, inside out with similar colours. Air-dry in shade and don't tumble-dry or iron over print (only on the reverse if you have to).
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XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Body Width (cm) | 43 | 47 | 52 | 56.5 | 61 | 64 | 68 | 75 | 80 |
Body Length (cm) | 68 | 71 | 75 | 78.5 | 82 | 83.5 | 85 | 87 | 89 |
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AS Colour Mens Staple Tee - 5001
Regular fit
Crew neck
Mid weight, 180 GSM, 28-singles
100% combed cotton (marles 15% viscose)
Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage